When Winifred Sanderson of “Hocus Pocus” famously said, “Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” she really captured the whole mood of 2020.
But here is one way to help cure your quarantine blues. You can now buy “Hocus Pocus”‘ canned wine! The CDC may be encouraging us to cancel trick-or-treating this year, but canned wines are STILL a go.
You can find the new limited edition “Hocus Pocus” canned wine from custom beverage company Eliqs. Eliqs teamed up with Besa mi Vino, an organic, vegan winemaker, to create the “Hocus Pocus”-themed wine cans. The Hocus Pocus x Besa mi Vino x Eliqs team-up features rosé or white wine or a variety pack combo of the two options.
A six-pack costs $36. Three cans are the equivalent of one bottle of wine, so a six-pack is essentially two bottles of wine for $36. That’s quite reasonable for this supernatural brew!
The rosé is described as “lightly bubbly with flavors of cherry, dried roses, and lychee,” and the white varietal boasts “fragrant aromas with a smooth blend between dry and sweet on the palate.” Both the rosé and white wine are 12.5% ABV.
The cans feature our favorite witches of all time: Winifred, Mary and Sarah, along with funny movie-inspired quotes like “I put a spell on you and now you’re wine” and “I suggest we form a drinking circle.”
Now for the bad news. Hey, it’s 2020, you knew that had to be bad news coming too, right? Well, the “Hocus Pocus” wine cans are currently sold out. BUT you can sign up to be notified for when the cans are back in stock.
In the meantime, satisfy your Sanderson cravings with these “Hocus Pocus” masks that will help stop the spread of COVID-19 while spreading the creepy joys of the season all at once. Shop them here on Etsy.
Or pick up some “Hocus Pocus”-themed decor from Michaels to bring more Sanderson sisters’ flavor to your home.
You can cancel trick or treating, but you can’t keep a good witch down!