"Hi, I'm D-backs-hating Rob Lowe, and I have cable."
That's not exactly what the 52-year-old actor tweeted Tuesday from the Arizona Diamondbacks' game at his beloved Los Angeles Dodgers on Tuesday, but it might as well have been.
The D-backs introduced a new series of uniforms for this season, including a teal-themed offering that the D-backs will wear on Tuesdays throughout the year.
#TealTuesday pic.twitter.com/oNNcWraYIZ
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) April 12, 2016
During the D-backs' matinee matchup with the Dodgers in L.A., the star of such movies as "St. Elmo's Fire," "Wayne's World" and "Tommy Boy" tweeted the following from what's likely a very expensive seat.
The Diamondback's uniforms make them look like futuristic maintenance men working on a trash truck in space. pic.twitter.com/hZ3eompYvy
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) April 12, 2016
Much to Lowe's chagrin, the "futuristic maintenance men" got the last laugh Monday, as they beat the Dodgers 4-2 in their first road game of the season.
In fact, the D-backs might want to wear teal more often.
Still undefeated in teal. #SlapHands #TealTuesday pic.twitter.com/2lCEEEoKEz
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) April 12, 2016