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Watch 'Coach' break down Arizona Cardinals vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Posted at 4:37 PM, Sep 17, 2016
and last updated 2016-09-17 19:39:12-04

During our Cardinals Countdown Facebook Live video on Friday night, the ABC15 sports team was fortunate enough to score a high-profile interview -- no strings attached.

And take it from us: This guy is no dummy.

"Coach" stopped by the ABC15 newsroom to chat with our own Craig -- or is it Kelsey -- Fouhy on Friday night during our Cardinals Countdown Facebook Live. He discussed Week 1's disappointment and the Cardinals' plan for Sunday's matchup against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Here are some of the best sound bytes from "Coach." Check out the above video for the full interview.

On last week's disappointing loss: "It was a team effort. We lost as a team. The good news is we ain't Rex Ryan."

On the Cardinals' strategy for beating the Buccaneers: "We put all of our dirty laundry in their locker room, so it's gonna smell. That's all we got so far."

On who will fill in at quarterback if Carson Palmer goes down: "The next quarterback will be obviously Drew Stanton, and if we can't go, we're looking at Taylor Swift, just because I'd like to see her in pads."

On the importance of Palmer's health to the Cards' success: "Carson's sort of like an iceberg and the Cardinals are sort of like the Titanic. As long as we can avoid Carson tippin' our boat over, we're gonna be fine."

On Larry Fitzgerald's health going into Sunday's game: "He's doin' great. He's gonna play, probably gonna get 17 touchdowns. We're gonna throw it over the shoulder, he's gonna lay on a Sealy Posturepedic and catch the ball."

On whether Drew Stanton is working on a new dance for this season: He's working on one right now. He calls it the Turkey Trot. Hopefully you'll see it in November."