Police busted a man for baring it all while riding his unicycle along a Texas road this week.
Video from the police car dashcam shows Joseph Farley being stopped by an officer on a bridge near Houston on Wednesday.
Investigators say the former teacher wasn't drunk or impaired as he rode the unicycle "naked as a jaybird."
"We stop him, he gets off the bike, and take him into custody, no problems," said Chief Greg Rikard. "He said he liked the way it felt. Really don't know what he meant by that, but that's what he said."
Farley was taken into custody without incident and charged with indecent exposure.