The dufus had a good paying job.A secure one at that.What is enough for people these days?

Look at the photo. The movie he was seeing over and over was Planet Of The Apes. His fellow apes have invited Lorida to ape heaven because she's such a good christian. Will Lorida go? Let us pray.

Lorida, I know this King's sons (Lewis & Leroy) and they want you to help spend their money on their exotic insect collection, so you need to go to Africa and learn bug hunting. The rest of you leave Lorida alone! I don't like it when you pick on the hired help, not to mention you are all racists.

Lorida, you've hit the mother lode! Africa is crawling with kings and princes and royalty who need help, and the first thought they have is Lorida of Arizona will save us! You must respond immediately! You will become the African Queen! This couldn't possibly be a scam--Africa needs you--and you need Africa!

lorida, drive your donkey cart to Africa, and then give him all your money.

marry him Lorida.

Stick your head in the toilet and flush it. Oh, that's not what you were asking?

I just got an email from an African son of a king asking for monetary assistance so he can get the rest of his fathers wealth after he was deposed or died, he says I will get my share, what do any of you think I should do?

Sic the MPAA on him! They love to go after their own consumers, and this guy actually deserves it!

I think Obama will be impeached, with any luck it can happen soon.