"It's so hot in Arizona, that..." Visit the
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Jokes submitted by viewers: 6/25/2008
- After driving to the store to purchase a loaf of bread, upon returning home it was toast. - Phil in Peoria
- The other day someone told me to go to Hell and I thanked him for the suggestion of how to cool off. - Mira in Phoenix
- Arizona is so hot the sun goes over the mountains to California to set – Ralph in Casa Grande
- You know it is hot in Arizona when you see lizards carry a leaf to put under their tail when they sit down. - Zee in Phoenix
- A friend of mine is coming to Phoenix and he asked if he should bring suntan lotion. I told him, “No, just bring your dental records.” – Evan in Phoenix
- You can't take a cold shower because the pipes are so hot. – Karen in Avondale
- When I went outside my shadow stayed inside. – Jim in Scottsdale
- When the Arizonan died and went to Hell, he needed cover the first three nights. – Jim in New River
- My friends back in Wisconsin asked me why I moved to Arizona and all I could say was, "You don't have to shovel hot air!" – Karl in Mesa
Jokes submitted by viewers: 6/23/2008
- "But it’s a dry heat," – Yeah, well so is my oven, but I don’t stick my head in it.
- They’re considering changing it from "Valley of the Sun," to "Surface of the Sun."
- I saw a bee take its yellow jacket off.
- After purchasing a loaf of bread, upon returning home I had toast.
- The hamburger is all ready cooked after coming off the cow.
- The chickens are lying hard boiled eggs.
- My bird feeder is clogged with puffed wheat and popped corn.
- I wanted to cook an egg, but when I cracked it open, it was all ready cooked.
- The hump on Camelback Mountain is shrinking.
- You can measure high’s with an oven thermometer and winter lows with a freezer thermometer.
Additional Jokes:
- Your car overheats before you drive it.
- You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
- You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
- You can make instant sun tea.
- The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot and ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
- You learn that a seatbelt makes a good branding iron.
- Cows are giving evaporated milk.
- You discover in July you only need two fingers to drive.
- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
- You break a sweat stepping outside at 7:30 a.m.
- The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
- The trees are whistling for dogs.
- Hot water now comes out of both taps.
- You can attend any function in shorts and a tank top.
- The temperatures drop below 95 and you feel "chilly."
- You discover you can get sunburned through your car window.
