LMAO! Daaaang. You guys made my night- uh, morning.

I once suffered from Hydro-Podiatric-Syllogism, the terror of being asked to demonstrate, in public, how I can walk on water. I gave interviews to all the major networks and then learned they would never ask difficult questions, and that they would sell anything I told them to. In fact, I asked ABC-15, among other media lap dogs, to pretend they were "journalists" for Halloween. They obey! I am cured.

This is what the liberal elite would call pseudoscience. It is absolute garbage. What about the phobias that are spawned by Republicans whenever they open their mouths about all the dangers out there?

Socialiphobia-loss of freedoms due to a socialist Kenyan in the White House. It is only just the fear because we still have our firearms and the situation WOULD be corrected if it came down to it.

Obama voters have thoughtaphobia! The fear of using ones own brain to think for oneself!